Time Travel

To also quote the Hitchhiker's Guide:

"One of the many problems encountered in time travel, is quite simply one of grammar"

Which as well as being hilariously funny, is also very true.

Due to the fact that I am currently am/was/will be in the process of time travel I was/willbe/ambeing fuck/ing/ed.

by TedV48 March 20, 2008

travel monkey

1. Someone who goes on vacation a lot or is always going different places whether it is work related or for fun.

John: "Did you hear that Sam went to Alaska last week, and is going to Hawaii in two days?"

Danielle: "Wow...what a travel monkey."

by Here'sWaldo January 1, 2012

taint traveller

A person who occasionaly changes platform at Baker Street. i.e. A person who during intercouse will occasionly withdraw their penis from the vagina, cross the taint (or guiche if you prefer, and then procede to insert their penis into the woman's crumhole.

That Barty is a raving taint traverser, we all know he likes a bit of brown love when he can get it.

by Jibber87 June 13, 2005

Travel Wife

A person who takes very little time to get ready for the day and would be an ideal travel companion for a businessman or politician. It is not uncommon for this person to wake up less than 5 minutes before they leave the house. The difference between a travel wife and a nasty slob is a travel wife always looks very put together and no one would know they get ready in 45 seconds. Travel wives come in many different flavors the most popular being persian.

Husband: "So I got up to use the restroom on the plane and in the amount of time it took me to get back my wife had already done her hair and make up."
Friend :"Wow Yasi is the perfect travel wife"

by lampgluepencil May 21, 2011

time travel

The phenomenon that happens when you urinate, ejaculate, and defecate all at once.

Tim, you'll never fucking believe what i did last night.

by Jcakes October 19, 2004

Time Travel

When one is shitting while receiving oral sex, if said person drops a turd at the exact moment of ejaculation, then said person is then instantly time warped to a random place in time while sitting on the toilet.

DUDE, I was getting a blumpkin yesterday and you'll never believe what happened!!!!! I blew my load and next thing I knew I time traveled to the 1800's on the shitter!!!

by Sir Mikey P February 24, 2011

Travel PTSD

Like PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), but what happens when a person comes back from vacation. Symptoms include:

-having the feeling that one has returned home too soon
-missing the vacation place
-feeling disconnected
-inability to focus on everyday tasks
-unexplainable happiness

Abbreviated as tPTSD

After getting back from Hawaii, I still haven't been able to recover from my Travel PTSD

by Deathgleaner July 14, 2010