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Ribbed Stranger

Sitting on a grated seat until your hand is numb and masturbating.
Yo man you ever done the ribbed stranger?
by Frskymnky February 15, 2021
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Dangerous Stranger

The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.
Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."

John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"
by Mind Fucker2011 May 16, 2011
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stranger session

When a photographer arranges random people to meet for pictures, can ended up in kissing, holding hands or sex at the end
So my neighbor is a photographer and set me up on a stranger session
by Elsancho2020 November 16, 2020
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textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.
Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.
by bigantsavage June 9, 2017
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Shirtless Stranger

Used by the media when a black person commits a crime
A shirtless stranger shoved and kicked an elderly woman in an unprovoked, broad-daylight attack
by NateHiggersTND June 21, 2023
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Complete Stranger

When you and your partner are holding hands and then proceed to jerk your dick off but without letting go of eachother's hand. For example if you're right handed and your left hand is holding on to your partner's right hand, open the palms up with your fingers still interlocked with each other and then place the hands around your penis and proceed to jerk yourself off.
Last night my girl was trying to be cute by holding hands in bed, before she knew it she was giving me a complete stranger.
by StrawHat323 October 4, 2018
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Homicidal Stranger

The act of, while alone on a dark and stormy night, sitting on both hands until they go numb. After numbness has reached its peak, remove hands from underneath the buttox, and place one on your erect penis, performing masturbation while the other is placed on your throat, attempting to block your air passage. This simulates a stranger attemptig to pleasure and harm you at the same time, sending many mixed signals.
Johnny attempted the homicidal stranger last night and went a little too far.
by Pootytang25 July 12, 2018
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