ramp job

A sudden, suspicious, and unexplained rise in stock market prices at the end of the trading day. Attributed by observers to market manipulation by large financial institutions.

In particular, a "ramp job" is suspected to be the work of the secretive "PPT" (Plunge Protection Team). Refers to an attempt to sustain artificially high prices in equities despite an overall bear-market trend.

Derisive term suggesting nefarious activity, related to other slang terms such as "whack job" (secretly arranged contract murder) and "hack job" (ineffective temporary solution to a problem).
"Look at that ramp job in the S&P chart at the close on Friday. The PPT is hitting hard, they really do not want this market to fall. Don't believe the hype."
by Ursus Minor June 03, 2009
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Core Jobs

"Those jobs that would afford one to live a middle class life in the United States."
Core Jobs is a term coined by Jay Anderson, longtime financial leader in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, and the current President and CEO of Pittsfield Cooperative Bank. Anderson has used the term countless times in discussions in the community, in his role as chairman of the Pittsfield Economic Revitalization Corporation and during appearances on media programs, such as Good Morning Pittsfield on WTBR-FM and Pittsfield Community Television. Further context for this description comes as the number of jobs available in the current economy, while providing income for employees, do not offer enough pay and/or benefits to allow an employee to provide for a respectable quality of life. For example, as large retail big box stores continue to expand further and dominate local markets, they have become large employers in the regions in which they are located. However, these retailers (such as Walmart) have been criticized for paying low wages as a part of a profit-enhancing strategy. Jobs in the service sector, including retail, hospitality, and tourism have been often criticized also as the kind of jobs that do not fit the "core job" description.
by MontanaJays January 24, 2012
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minge job

like a blow job... but on a minge.

can also be used as a derogatory term for a given individual.
"would you lke a minge job?"

or

"Matt is such a fucking minge job, i hate him"
by QuimBags November 03, 2011
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sandwich job

1) One of those small chicken sandwiches from the Wendy's drivethru, often eaten in cars with friends after great Clint Eastwood movies. Often has ambiguous sexual connotations.
John: "How'd you like that sandwich job?"

Scott: "Why, it was delicious!"
by natalien February 10, 2009
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ballerina job

When a ballerina, as though a feather, twinkle toes ever so lightly on her male partner's tip.
I just got the best ballerina job from Katelyn L yesterday.
by rither July 02, 2011
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gas job

A gas truck. Often used to express distaste that it's not a diesel.
Billybob1: That's a sweet Ford!
Billybob2: Yeah but that ain't no Powerstroke, that's a gas job...
by Ajewman April 04, 2017
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Leg job

When a girl rubs her soft, smooth legs against your cock, stimulating you to the point of orgasm.
She had me lie down naked on the bed. She tied my wrists and ankles spread-eagle to the bedposts with soft nylon rope. My cock became incredibly hard as she put me in a bound and helpless position, giving her full control over me. She looked great in her gray tank top and short shorts. Her shorts revealed her amazing, long, and sexy legs. Her quadriceps, hamstrings, and calves were beautifully toned.

She laid down perpendicular to me and stretched her legs out, placing them over my waist as she sat by my side on the bed. She placed one of her thighs on my cock, causing me to twitch in pleasure against the rope that held me down. Her thigh felt so firm, yet soft, as it stroked my cock. She then moved her leg towards her so that her calf rubbed against my cock as well. She made eye contact with me as she did, and smiled at me when I moaned in pleasure from her leg’s touch. She then switched to her other leg, stroking me back and forth from her thigh to her calf.

Finally, she pressed both of her legs together with my cock in between. She moved her legs forward and back, stroking my cock in between her calves and thighs. I felt a lot of pressure building up and flooding towards my cock and balls. She squeezed her legs together harder around my cock as she continued stroking it. It was too much. I cried out as the pressure exploded through my cock and sprayed cum onto her thighs, shins, and calves. It was an amazing leg job.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 28, 2022
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