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earl

a bad pitcher in baseball. earl is specifically used to refer to a pitcher opposing the university of florida at their home ballpark, especially when heckling.

the tradition of earl was started in the 90s when an opposing baseball team replaced a bad pitcher named earl with an equally bad pitcher. this lead a student to call him earl well. the nickname stuck and a tradition was born at the university of florida.

earl is also used in other sports occasionally around the university.
“uh oh, earl’s in trouble!” in a 3-0 count
you already pitched to him earl!” “and not very well” when attempting to pick off a walked base runner
“and starting pitcher number __, -name-“ “otherwise known as:“ “EARL”
by BigWolf15 May 4, 2024
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Earl

BUMBOOOOOOOOOCLLLAATTT
You acting like an Earl right now icl ts pmo sybau nigga ong
by unmarketable tomato March 25, 2025
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Earl

The friend of the group who reminds everyone of the weird uncle. Either shows up really late or really early. Always has a new Parisian/Canadian linky link. Strange obsession with Chipotle. Dresses like a cigarette mom.
Did u see Earl’s new Gucci necklace?
Yeah, it’s real greasy.
by Laney836473$ June 1, 2022
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Owen Earl Maxwell

Someone with Negitive Rizz and spends all there time on yourmom.com and urban dictionary
by WalterWhite27 May 31, 2023
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EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE

Out of CHICAGO a human enlightenment teacher on the SUCCESS TAPES series.

This is a human attribute.
This was said as this quote I heard a long time ago in 1988 and that is the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, " we seldom regret what we have done in our LIVES but we do regret what we have not done".

This a genius of his time the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, we are seldom ever SORRY for anything as it just is not possible too much in the SPITE built into the human brain or you may say "SPIDER = SPITER = EAT SHIT!!!!
by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 14, 2021
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Earl Grey

If someone calls you "Earl Grey" as a nickname, they are calling you a hot tea (hottie). Derived from the pick up line, "Your name must be Earl Grey, because you are a hot tea (hottie)!".
"Hey, Earl Grey, can u hand me that pen?"
by Hazel Venom June 15, 2022
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Earl

A gay retard that will steal your ham sandwich
God damnit Earl! You stole my sandwich, retard!!
by Hgfffffffffff February 8, 2020
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