Bed-desk

A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.
"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"

"Did you see his bed-desk?"

"I'm starting to get bed-desk"
by Student of the OH GOD HELP March 17, 2016
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Desk Dump

A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.
"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"
by Dumpers March 01, 2020
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Crap desk

a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...
by hI121 October 23, 2010
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Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off
"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"
by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018
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Desking

I earned a lot of money while I was desking today.
by lieningover October 13, 2012
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Desking

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.
Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.

Ray: Dawg what 💀
by airconditioner22 June 05, 2024
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desking

basically its demanding something but claiming that you are asking it just to sound nicer.
he's desking me but he won't admit it.
he's practically screaming at me for it but he's claiming that he isn't.
by lisaisnotasimp April 17, 2020
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