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toasty toastie

What deranged people call a jaffle, toasted sandwich or singular toasty/toastie.
Person A: This toastie is delicious.
Person B: Your What?
Person A: My toasted sandwich...
Person B: Don't you mean a toasty toastie?
Person A: It's called a toastie.

Person B: Do you know what a toasty toastie is?
Person A: You're deranged.
by The food authority December 1, 2013
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make toast in the bathtub

Usually told to someone you really want to kill themselves, but don't want to explicitly say "kill yourself".
"Hey dude you should really check out this cool new anime-"
"Make toast in the bathtub"
by Maleficent Dolphin March 24, 2017
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Destroyer of Toast

A closeted Mexican homosexual that spends his time collecting male nudes and labeling them as "Homework" in his Photobucket account.
Destroyer of Toast: We're all gay at some time in our life!
by Nub Patrol August 17, 2010
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toaster shakins

The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.
Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."
by Ryan Miziker March 1, 2007
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toaster

In League of Legends: A computer that takes several minutes to load the game and causes everyone to be delayed and forced to wait.
"Man this guy is taking forever to load. We can;t start our game."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."
by NoPseudonymFound October 22, 2013
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toaster oven

Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.
Joe did a toaster oven in Jeff's car.

Wow it was really hot out this week too.

Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.
by jaydog7 October 23, 2012
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after-birth on toast

What did you have for dinner last night?

I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.

Oh you had Domino's Pizza
by Korruption September 30, 2006
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