Whisky Tango Tornado

When you walk into a hotel room, house, or apartment, and the people there have completely trashed the place with fast food garbage, cigarette ash, booze bottles, clothes, and any other kind of unholy testament to the white trash gods.

Jesus christ, did you see Jolene's room? It's a fuckin' whisky tango tornado in there!

by a housekeeper November 12, 2017

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Malaysian Jam Tango

Sex act wherein you repeatedly penetrate a menstruating vaginal cavity with your tongue. Optional side of Kingston Mudslide.

I gave that truck stop hooker a Malaysian Jam Tango.

Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

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x-axis tango

another term for sex

Last night I met this girl and we did the x-axis tango.

by Projectendgame May 9, 2011

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you've been tangoed

(inf. phrase) In reference to the bumming scene in the 1973 Bertolucci movie "Last Tango In Paris" and the popular 1990s TV commercials for the soft drink "Tango" - when you've just shot your creamy load up a bird's arse, this phrase makes the perfect accompaniment to a post-coital cigarette, all the more poignant if you have used butter or Tango as lube.

Me: Was that Cadbury canal cruise good for you too?
Bumslut: (crying) No! It was horrible and painful, and it's all sticky because of the cum, butter and Tango!
Me: Unlucky, bumslut - You've Been Tangoed!

by Terry Deary August 28, 2006

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It takes two to tango

From a popular song by Pearl Bailey in the early 1950's.
A dishonest, shady person, or scam artist who has found his mate, who complements each other's undesireable behaviour.

Don't blame him only for cheating the old woman out of her money, his wife helped. It takes two to tango.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

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