Swimple

the mix of sweet and simple.

That girl ain't basic... she swimple

Keep it swimple my dog

by Scattered_Discourse June 17, 2019

Monkey swipe

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.

Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.

by sloleak October 13, 2006

Stoned Swisher

Take a hit of marijuana , hold it in, take a hit of a Swisher or a Black, hold and exhale.

Yo mane!! I just did the Stoned Swisher. I can't feel my legs and your dog said he loved me!!!

by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010

danger swipe

Continually swiping right on Tinder without even looking at the picture.

Just done a danger swipe and got 13 matches.

by Finny55 April 9, 2015

Swiss

Someone who is from the country of Switzerland. They can be either Swiss-German, Swiss-French or Swiss-Italian or just 'Swiss' because those are the main quarters in Switzerland. Swiss people, as a general rule, are kind and welcoming. They also really know their chocolate!

Amy: I'm so excited, that new foreign exchange student is coming today!
Mark: Oh, yeah? Where's she from?
Amy: She's Swiss.

Mark: Oh, she must be nice than.

by Swissgirl December 5, 2010

swish

In basketball, when you score when hitting nothing but the net.
Also called a "nuthin-but-net"

I made a swish!

by Aaron W. December 6, 2002

Ham @ Swiss

(Verb): The barely consentual act of consuming a microwaved ham and cheese sandwich, then proceeding to initiate coitus with an underage, intellectually-absent high school girl while highly intoxicated.

"Yo, you see that dude drinking out of the 30 rack? He swissed the fuck out of this bust-down last night!"

"Ham and fucking SWEEE-ASS!"

"Ham @ Swiss me duuuude!"

by Coastie Lovin' March 3, 2009