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Swant

Stands for Social Networking Acquaintance: Never Talked.

In the case where you add someone on Facebook, Twitter, etc. and mutually follow each other without really knowing the other person - maybe they looked interesting, or said one comment you found amusing - but never followed it up with an actual conversation. Turns out the person posts quite a bit, and you end up learning huge amounts of intimate detail about their life - indeed, almost feeling like they're a close friend - even though you never actually talked.
"Hey, who's this Elizabeth person on your Twitter timeline?"

"Oh, I followed her years back and now I know how many cats she has, what her favourite TV shows are, and when her grandparents died. She's my swant."
by Marcus Aurelius XIII July 26, 2013
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Sanitary Sack

After fucking that slut I used the sanitary sack method.
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swaint

When swooning over someone or something becomes so overwhelming it causes one to faint
I swainted when I saw that hot PrEP slut twrape Jameson.
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Seanita

The best hairdresser out there! Her specialty include right side ponytails, ballbag-looking buns and is great at messing your hair up to look like a hot mess! Only paid in porkbuns and beef jerky. Would recommend 10/10!
Girl1: "Hey gurl u been to Seanita yet?"
girl2: "Actually she did my hair today"
Girl1: "Is that why u look so damn foineee ;) ;) "
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Swansting

When the guy that you are dating tells your bestfriend that hes inlove with her.

-A guy dating you to get closer to your bestfriend.
Her boyfriend was swansting her, without her knowing.
by Swansting January 28, 2017
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Sanitit

"Hey man, those things coulda been with thousands of dudes." "Nah they're sanitits"
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swaiting

When you wait for somehing bad to happen, so you start sweating.
Kyle: “hey, are you ready to take the test?”
Lyle: *intensely swaiting*
by Vodkakvas November 7, 2017
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