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pre-cough swallow

Refers to where you feel a cough coming on while your mouth is full of food/drink, and so you hastily down the entire mouthful so that your mouth and throat will be free to expel the cough "cleanly", rather than there being a humongous "geyser" of messy stuff to go flying all over the place and disgustingly splattering everything within a several-foot radius.
I'd just swallowed a big bite of spicy-hot chili and was in the process of washing it down with a swig of cold milk when I felt an overpowering urge to choke, so I did a hasty pre-cough swallow to avoid a spluttery shower of tomato-tinted milk all over my new tablecloth.
by QuacksO August 1, 2018
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A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.
"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"
by Namonya March 5, 2021
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a valid excuse to say when ur choking
"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"
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what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

what is the velocity of an unladen swallow

depends on wheter it is african or european.
what is the velocity of an unladen swallow? I don't know *screaming*
by monthy python October 31, 2017
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vagina swallow

After a long wait Crystal finally got her wish, she "vagina swallow" Mikes love meat.
by Checkmate29641 February 26, 2017
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swallowing

Ultimate act of love between male homosexual partners - swallowing your lover's load.
Jim felt his love for Joe exude all over his body as he swallowed Joe's load.
by Richard Black March 15, 2005
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shut up and swallow a nut up

kurupt says that line not snoop dogg you stupid wigger
tools like rick d should shut up and swallow a nut up
by nick d is gay November 17, 2004
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