shredding the cabbage

The act of rolling back the foreskin on your penis.

We were about to get it on when she started shredding the cabbage.

by Denseenigma August 5, 2020

Standing up school

A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.

Teacher: "Welcome to standing up school"

Student: *falls flat on face*

Teacher: "Aaand you failed"

by Wassup62 September 1, 2020

turd streaking

where you crap against a wall while running and leave a turd streak on the wall

look at that turd streaking guy.

by woodster4life March 12, 2009

swapnote streaking

The act of taking a picture of yourself naked with your 3DS and sending it to people you pass by via Streetpass

Ned: Did you see that picture sent via StreetPass
Todd: Yeah that guy must have some balls!
Ned: At least you can be fully clothed when swapnote streaking.

by Barbituatian November 1, 2013

shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth

OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?

by Me mum September 5, 2016

lesbian standing 69

It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.

Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.

Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.

by Krashito February 6, 2017

swim standing

Dumb way of saying taking a shower

He stank so he went to swim standing

by Dimnsmart February 9, 2018