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Knights In Service of Satan

A common misconception is that the great rock and roll band KISS's name stands for Knights In Service of Satan. While a clever backronym, KISS is in fact put in all caps solely for emphasis.
Dude! KISS rocks! But it doesn't actually mean Knights In Service of Satan.
by Baraldo September 12, 2006
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satanmobile

Any automobile with a license plate having "666" on it.
Look at that satanmobile!
by Blah98468 October 26, 2005
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satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.
Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro
by asshole 74 April 14, 2011
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Satan

Really exists otherwise Politicians all throughout history wouldn't have worshiped him and implemented his plan.
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satan

Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges.
At confession:

Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night!
by Mr. Bird April 30, 2005
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Satan's Hell Fire

Pure liquid feces blasting wet fire from your brown door with the burn and sting of a thousand bees. All one can do is beg for mercy.
That chicken was tainted. I'm so sick. I'm on the shitter spraying Satan's Hell Fire as we speak.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
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Hotter than the heat from the Devils Derriere.
That Spicy Chicken Sand-which from Wendy's was Spicier than Satan's Butt hole!
by Skash July 16, 2009
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