shartle

To shart your pants from being startled

Boo!
Aagghh,
I just shartled.

by B. Kiser January 25, 2011

Startender

The practice hero of the bar industry, usually taking up all the air in the room trying to be the center of attention to the customers. Relishes when drunken morons call their name because it adds to their self-importance, and overcomplicates even the most basic of drinks.

"This guy's been here two weeks and you can tell he's turning into a know-it-all startender."

by The_Informant77 October 19, 2021

starter pack

Someone who is your tool, your sex drive that's the only reason you are with him/her

Damn she's just my starter pack every Friday night.

by Johnny1013 November 19, 2016

The Party Starter

When doing a girl Doggy Style, you use your thumb and insert it into her Ass, while make a farting sound, repeat as many times as necessary.

I was doing this chick from behind, when I had the urge to throw her "The Party Starter".

by T-Rog June 4, 2008

shartle

Past tense of shitle, or one who shitles. See shitle.

Rich: Man, you shartle food from everyone!
Nick: I know.

by Jooce September 7, 2005

Fire-Starter

A girl that dates a guy that later comes out of the closet ( announces his 'gayness').

Julie: Hey, LeAnn, what ever happened to that guy you were datin'?

LeAnn: Haven't you heard, he dates Mike now.

Julie: You mean he's gay.

LeAnn: Yeah, so is the ex before him. They hooked up.
Julie: Dang girl, you're a fire-starter!

by LeAnn C January 19, 2008

Conversation Starters

People who could talk for hours, but not remember a single word that was spoken.

"We've been on the phone for 2 hours. "

"What were we talking about? "

"Nothing. Everything. I don't remember"

" well, thats why were conversation starters "

by CallMeTeee.. July 20, 2014