Stapy

A person who works at Staples.

That guy over here was once a stapy. He got fired after he ate all the staples in the store. He will get re-hired in 61 days.

by co5oo May 8, 2019

staphanie

Staphanie is a girl who sucks to much dick and that needs a life

Girl:omg staphanie sucks to much dick. Girl2:i know rightt

by Chicken215 September 26, 2017

stappo

usually found residing around yorkshire, the stappo is a strange little creature that has freak-like qualities and may encourage laughter among others. if you see a stappo, approach with extreme caution as it may have highly contagious diseases or may be intoxicated with severe amounts of alcoholic beverages or narcotics.

eh up stappo! ya bin downt pit? whaddya mean they closed pit?

by yorkie June 15, 2003

Arse Stapples

Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.

Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”

by Housemate Gerbil November 22, 2011

Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.

My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.

by ButterMN January 8, 2008

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

staplekid

a guy who stapled his hand in art class

im starting to call **mike**
staplekid

by robert niewiera March 9, 2009