Sproon

Sprite and Goon.... makes sproon.

"damn niggah... watchu drinkin thurrr???",
"dayumm boi... this is some ghetto beenleigh sproon.. blam"

by God_of_Goon June 16, 2008

sprout sandwich

A big hairy pussy, resembling a bunch of alfalfa sprouts stuffed in between bread.

Sally has a sprout sandwich. OR. No way man, I'm not eating that sprout sandwich!

by jimisurf September 4, 2006

sproochling

A term to describe a sexual encounter similar to 'second base', whereby the participants indulge in behaviour beyond kissing and cuddling. It is acceptable to partake in groping of the breasts and groin, and mutual masturbation is also permitted. 'Dry Humping' may be undertaken by experienced sproochlers. Sproochling should always be carried out in a darkened alleyway or a quiet wooded area.

Not to be confused with 'sprachling'

"So, did you shag her last night?", "No, I'm afraid not. She's as tight as a midget's arse. But we did a bit of sproochling in the woods behind the vicar's house."

"Come on, don't be so frigid. I don't even want to shag you - just a wee sproochle in the doorway??"

by mullboy September 4, 2009

grundle sprout

1. A hair located on the grundle/taint/chode.
2. A derogatory term describing someone as unintelligent and/or lacking in hygene.

1. My girlfriend is happy now that I've shaved all of my grundle sprouts.
2. "Don't put your mouth on the carton you grundle sprout!"

by the chene August 25, 2006

sprong

To Unleash the act of setting Angry Geese and other Aquatic Animals Upon Someone

guy #1: dont mess with me
guy #2: or else...
guy #1: ILL SPRONG U!
guy #2: ...i shall not mess with you

by D0DDY February 18, 2007

Sprogus

To liter porno all over public areas (schools, parks, and stores) out the car window.

John, Ben, and Steve will drive around and sprogus the middle school later tonight.

by Steve Dub April 6, 2006

Russell Sprouts

Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.

How are the Russell Sprouts doing?

Great, Johnny is 5, and Suzy is 7 now.

by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015