SPAF is a meaningless word. It's flexible, versatile and utterley meaningless; it can apply in any situation. If in doubt, say 'SPAF', and the situation somehow becomes bleakly funnier. www.spaf.tk details the invention and rise of SPAF, as a meaningless diversion invented to pass the time by so-called 'gifted' teenagers.
Sadly, with the invention of lol, SPAF is now mostly obselete.
Sadly, with the invention of lol, SPAF is now mostly obselete.
Person 1: *high-speed flow of technobabble, including several jargon words you will never have heard before*
Person 2: (when expected to comment) Uh... SPAF?
Person 2: (when bored and in public) *shouts at random strangers* SPAF!
Person 2: (when expected to comment) Uh... SPAF?
Person 2: (when bored and in public) *shouts at random strangers* SPAF!
by malikirem September 14, 2007
Get the Spaf mug.To metaphorically ejaculate over something incredibally good, or to be pleased to hear some good news. - or used as a term to physically ejaculate.
by Slipknot Mike June 18, 2006
Get the Spaff mug.He contemplated her visage, as he watched the viscous spaff form a pearl necklace about her pert J's
by Suche December 16, 2002
Get the Spaff mug.by Voip master Mike January 28, 2009
Get the Sprackle mug.noun: thing who eats a lot of bbq potato chips.
german speaking. smells like betsey johnson and wears a football helmet when this thing plays soft ball.
verb: to eat chips, speak german, and be a champ all at once.
german speaking. smells like betsey johnson and wears a football helmet when this thing plays soft ball.
verb: to eat chips, speak german, and be a champ all at once.
noun example: I just want to roll a sarafina in a ball and shove it up my vagina.
verb: I sarafina'd today, we also watched people use home made bowls.
verb: I sarafina'd today, we also watched people use home made bowls.
by Edie the tampon February 21, 2009
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Get the Spafety mug.She is a young lady who truly believes she possesses the traits of an Egyptian princess. Living in a small village cut off from reality she often wanders aimlessly searching for a friend. Besides that she occasionally finds herself watching the wedding planner and dreaming of finding her Egyptian prince in Horsham. She is often found distracting her peers at university with her obscene heckling, constant foul language and poor use of landannn slang. It is frequently suggested that her Chunky-ass jewellery blocks peoples vision and now 'n' then you find her fake tan smothered upon your threads. 99% of her life is her Blackberry whilst her past-times include Primark...and..Primark.
I'm boppin down to Egypt to find me a SaraFouad.
SaraFouad bruvvv.
I found a SaraFouad in the primark stock room.
SaraFouad bruvvv.
I found a SaraFouad in the primark stock room.
by Atkin and Jamie Bear May 4, 2010
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