spoffer

A special offer. An amalgamation of the words special and offer.

Two beers for the price of one? What a spoffer!

by Beanie Barbeque June 15, 2006

Scoofie

Hoodie + Scarf = Scoofie

Created by PinkAvenger

hey check out that chicks scarf... wait thats not a scarf it has a hood... oh wait its one of those scoofies!

by mrNERDbanger January 27, 2010

sloof

Another word for the most retarded person or people on this planet

Random guy: 2 + 3 is 10 duh
Me: You dumb sloof

by BobSponge01 January 23, 2019

shoof

look, watch

Shoof how i get this girl
yea right perhaps the merf for u. look up merf

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

Spoofing

An oral sex act most commonly performed on males in which the erect penis is taken into the mouth, a hard vacuum or suction is created, and then the penis is promptly removed, causing an audible inrush of air. Release of the vacuum and continued intake of air by the performer allows air to rush over the penile glans, eliciting unsuspected pleasure. Often compared to the feeling of blowing on the tip of a penis, but can be performed in a single fluid movement, and is easily repeatable. For best results the lips should not immediately purse upon penile removal. Care must be taken to not engage too much suction upon the penis as damage could potentially occur.

The female version is similar, except the exposed glans of the clitoral shaft is taken into the performers mouth, and then removed. Most find they must "pop" their lips off the clitoris, as there is not much to actually wrap lips around.

Jessica loved spoofing Jon's penis until he cried out in ecstasy.

by Kopfsammler June 4, 2013

Spoff

One giant step above poser

god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...

by Joseph Indelicato January 18, 2006

Spoofy Moof Day

The twelve days in a year on which the month number is the same as the day of the month (i.e. April fourth, June sixth)

1. My birthday is August 8th, which lies on the same day as Spoofy Moof Day.

by amyandange May 25, 2003