undescended sense of humor

The condition in which a person is afflicted by an inability to be amused by certain cognitive experiences. Somebody who does not find jokes or situations that tend to make others smile or break into laughter is considered to have an undescended sense of humor.An inability to perceive what is comical. Magic mushrooms or marijuana are widely considered to be treatments for this condition.

Rodney is such a tool. He didn't even break into a chuckle when we saw that comedian with all the big dick jokes. Why we hang out with somebody who has an undescended sense of humor is beside me.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

spennette

a fusion of a spencer and a jeannette. this hybrid animal is a very endangered species, a second one is yet to be discovered because only one exists so far.

you can find an example by searching the san jose state campus...

by spennette May 1, 2005

pierce spencer

Someone who likes shoving fire hose nozzles up their sphincter.

"Wow that kid is obviously a pierce spencer"

by sphincterizer January 4, 2010

Common Sense Fairy

U.S. Army term for a mythical creature that clubs privates, NCOs, gurus, officers and anybody else nearby that has succumbed to the bad advice of the Good Idea Fairy. Usually the Common Sense Fairy visits during AARs, accidents, misfires, or any other SNAFU moment. The weapon she yields is a club that often brings forth reduction in rank, loss of pay, cool points, jail time and anything else the smacks one with common sense. Listen to the Common Sense Fairy!

Captain Corelli and his mandolin just got smacked by the Common Sense Fairy when it was found out that his good idea is being investigated by CID and IG.

by easttimorjackontheattack February 16, 2012

Spencer

A really genuine guy. By far the most impressive guy you could meet. His qualities consist of being intelligent, clever, agressive, creative, and loving. Spencer knows how to compose a hell of a song, and shreds on his guitar like its the last thing he'll do. Don't be surprised if you see him on tv one day. Did I mention he's a sexy son of a gun. Roughly around 6ft tall, with a built body. Watch out when you're around Spencer because sometimes he gets fiesty and will whip you with that big shlong of his. Aside from that, he honestly is the perfectly imperfect guy for that one special girl.

Girl: "Hey Spencer?"

Spencer: "What?"

Girl: "I love you."

Spencer: "I love you too."

Friend 1: "Spencer is the best, he has a larger penis than me, not to mention a super hot gf."

Chuck Norris: "Spencer, you crazy mothafucka. I'll beat you one day."

by SmokeyTheBearSMOKESpOTaLOT June 13, 2009

sensei of humor

A person who has the best sense of humor among his/her friends, family, etc., so that he/she has reached the master level.

Donny cracks us up with every single one of his jokes. He is the sensei of humor.

by whoisburak April 26, 2012

Spencer Queef

Another name for a tall guy who's probably from Canada, who at any given time can randomly blurt out a dumbass question. Also walks and talks like he is a robot sent from the land of maple syrup to learn about the US. He's also loud as fuck

Spencer queef: Primary objective... discover the meaning of "head"

Jack: What'd you just say queef?

Spencer queef: Oh nothing, just talking to myself.... Can I fuck your sister?

by keaty pablo February 25, 2020