spastink

Spastic + Stink

A stinky spastic

Fuck me what spastink!

by Stinktarded December 28, 2022

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

cum spastic

A person that doesn't enjoy or appreciate men's semen

Hey how was your date?

Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again

by Tugnets da troll December 2, 2021

Spactac

The state of being enthusiastic
Short for spactacular

Spactac!

by starrynighthawk January 11, 2011

Sasty

A state of mind in which one has a sassy attitude in life, but also finds things particularly delicious.

Dude, your girl is one Sasty bitch!

by Dudemanstuff October 17, 2012

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013

Sastiel

Sastiel is the name used to refer to the romantic relationship between the Supernatural characters Sam Winchester and Castiel.

"Sastiel is the cutest couple! Sam and Castiel have a very beautiful relationship."

by DarkAlleys March 12, 2017