smacking

slang term for making out.

I was standing beside this really hot guy watching paint dry and we totally started smacking on one another.

by Kiryk July 6, 2012

Flat Smacking

The method by which the mental equivalent of an STD is transferred from an dumb, impossibly deluded, scientifically illiterate crazy to another dumb person, thereby endowing them with those attributes. The first symptom, often experienced by the infected subject as a euphoric sense of revelation, caused by the disintegration of most of the prefrontal cortex, develops quickly into a persistent sense of superiority to others, and disdain for anyone that is not also infected. Narcissistic, know-it-all type dummies are especially susceptible to infection, because, as they are already inclined to believe that they are more "enlightened" the general population, the appeal of "secret, special knowledge" makes them susceptible to the conspiratorial nature of this mental pathogen. Insidiously, this particular tendency means that the infected usually ENJOY passing on the infection, as perceiving the "revelation" in others satisfies their inate Narcissism.
Unfortunately, their is no known cure for Flat-Earthism, though those of average and above intellect are less susceptible, & an effect inoculation exists, in the form of basic scientific education.

"When I'm not trolling Reddit for 13 year olds & frat guys that need a good Flat Smacking, I like to look at pictures of myself and masturbate. Everyone else is stupid & brain- washed."

by Johnny Bledo November 25, 2018

spanking

A stop by a police unit, usually a state trooper, for a traffic violation

He got a spanking for driving 20 mph over the speed limit.

She got a spanking for running a red light.

by Bed time September 15, 2010

Sparkling water

The worst form of carbonated drink. It’s like angry water.

“Hey bro you want some sparkling water”

“HECK NO THAT STUFF IS NASTY”

by Bakuclout July 13, 2018

Penis smacking

Penis smacking is the art of repeatedly hitting your own penis with your, or anothers hand for pleasure. You can also use objects such as wood, spoons, whips, and maces.

Bill: My penis hurts. Andy: Why? Bill: That stupid bitch Kate started Penis Smacking me the other night with a whip!

by Chase11 June 26, 2009

ass spaking

when you turn some ne over and spack them in the ass and make horney soundsss

Lets spack some asses hun

by vicki and daniela October 29, 2003

potato sacking

throwing one over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

Alex was potato sacking me.

by ticklberry November 12, 2009