The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.

"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."

by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013

Soft Poppin’

That soft popping, flesh smacking sound made from skin to skin slapping during doggie style intercourse.

I could hear soft poppin’ coming from my roommates bedroom so I knew he was hitting some chick from behind.

I love the sound of soft poppin’ when watching amateur porn.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

soft make

To throw the covers over one's bed instead of actually making it. Usually performed when someone else enters the bedroom.

John's room was a mess when Suzy arrived, so he gave the bed a soft make before letting her in.

by whatever it'll be October 1, 2010

Soft cream

Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.

I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!

by Raj Gill August 26, 2016

soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.

"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"

by 2vegan4u May 13, 2016

Soft Office

Evolution of working from home - working from bed.

After several staggered alarm snoozes, waking 5 minutes before your shift starts, you drag the laptop into the warm sanctuary of cosy goodness for a your wretched day of work.

You'll likely only get up for coffee and comfort breaks and you may well don a shirt over your pjs in case you get a video call from your boss.

The unlucky may fall foul of napping through an entire morning to wake up drenched in sweat, having missed 7 Skype calls from an angry Manager.

Cor blimey, I went one too many on the Sunday wines last night. How fortunate I’m in the soft office tomorrow.

by BeebopandRocksteady May 20, 2021

soft-sama

Skeetimus

Soft-Sama has a PHD in Poop Jar studies

by SlipperyPeteED August 19, 2019