Soakin

To find something or someone sexually enticing, erotic, stylish, or suave.

"That girl is soakin," or "that car is soakin."

by scout_about January 21, 2010

heat seaking moisture missile

Slang term for the penis

I hit her with the heat seaking moisture missile.

by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003

purple socking

When having sex with someone and your about to ejaculate and you squeeze the two cheeks of their anus together causing there purple rectum to come out causing "purple socking"

Andrea Was Purple Socking With Gareth All Night Now She Walks Like She Has A Pole Up Her Ass..

by bringmethehorizon July 4, 2008

SofaKingWeeTarded

So Fricking Retarded

you know man you are sofakingweetarded

by _VB_ aka Derrick January 24, 2009

Dicks Out For Slaking

Just like the popular meme "Dicks Out For Harambe" but towards another ape like creature.

Dude 1: Hey have you heard about our lord and savior slaking?
Dude 2: Um you mean harambe right?
Dude 1: no wrong gorilla...
*Dude 2 googles the word "Slaking"
Dude 2: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude 1: DICKS OUT FOR SLAKING!

by TerryForPrez August 21, 2016

Shaking Murphi

v.t. to "mainline" low grade black tar heroin, usually in the men's room of a trainstaion with ditry toilet water

"dude, some asshole was shaking murphi in there." -or- "umm. . . . lets pawn the T.V. . . . . . so we can shake some more murphi."

by broseph duder June 19, 2008

Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.

I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.

by FuzzyYellowDuck December 17, 2008