Snail Neglect

Snail slime has become increasingly popular as a treatment for wrinkles. It is believed that the slime possesses anti-wrinkle properties though whether this is true is sorely debated. Day in day out, snails that would go about minding their own business, terrorising lettuces and meaning no harm to us, are abused and neglected for their slime. This sort of treatment must stop. If you are against snail abuse and neglection text SNAIL to 07842 (texts cost £2) or donate £30 today to bring snail abusers to justice. We have rights so do they. Eventually, we should get around to stopping the French eating them, stopping kids throwing them at walls for pleasure, but for now we feel this is the ultimate issue. Snail slime is not needed when we can all age gracefully.

Thank you.

"STOP SNAIL NEGLECT"

by Aredhel January 24, 2013

Snail Trail

When a female wipes off her vagina juices on to her hand, then smears it down her lover's face.

Guy 1: "Do you like getting snail trails?"

Guy 2: "Sure do. I love my face getting wet with vagina juice!"

by jaam121388 December 4, 2010

snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...

Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

snail nut

An incredibly slow cummer.

Britney's hand cramped up so much during the lengthy handjob she was giving Justin, she was convinced he had snail nut.

by MaryJanexo October 8, 2016

Snail Juice

Noun, verb: The sweat you collect orally from the inside of your partners' butt cheeks.

After Keke finished her three mile run I told her, "Hey babe, don't shower yet. Come here and let me get some of that snail juice."

by CYR93 August 18, 2016

snail muncher

a french person who canes the snails on the daily, or any french person being a prick

fuck off u jewish snail muncher

by tommyfrog x February 27, 2019

SNAIL NAIL

where u take part in placing a live snail into a womans vagina. if it get caught then you cum in her and lube it up

yo last night i totally snail naled ellen

by victor May 13, 2005