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Spartan Sex

The act of a glorious post-kill tea-bag preformed in any of the halo game where both members are Spartans.
After sniping KillaJeezuz with a brilliant bounce-headshot, i seeked out his body and had causal Spartan Sex with it.
by Commander Lol July 7, 2008
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Spartan

A player or supporter of Blyth Spartans, the North East's premier non-league football team (soccer for all you who believe that football involves wearing huge amounts of padding and armour and throwing the ball)

Blyth Spartans got to the 5th round of the FA Cup in 1978, a feat since equalled, but never beaten. Now in the "Conference North" , they are the highest placed team in the North east of England's non league pyramid.

Chants of "Harry Dunn's green and white army" and "we are Blyth, we are Blyth, we are Blyyyyyyth" often accompany the Spartan army in their travels around the country.

Local rivals include cock knockers Gateshead, who are supported by a bunch of wannabe mackems south of the River Tyne.
"Come on Spartans", "Hawaaaaaay Spartans" or just "Hawaaaaay Blyth"
by Dowager Duchess of Newsham October 2, 2006
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Smartassle

When someone is smart bit acting dumb or a nice way of saying ass hole
You smartassle why are you painting the cat blue.

Why you hit me you smartassle
by Kettuce April 15, 2019
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spartan fingerbang

fingering a chick and making it bleed like a stuck pig
i spartan fingerbanged that chick all night long. now i need new sheets.
by dirta jack September 25, 2009
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smartasshole

n: smartasshole

Impertinent; insolent.

AND

The buttocks; anus.

AND

A hollowed place in something solid; a cavity or pit.
"Michael Moore is beyond smartass, he is a smartasshole."
by Gohei27 June 22, 2004
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Smartarse

Look up customers. Fucks who have nothing important, contructive or intellegent to say and think that they are smarter than you. Did I mention they are rude?
I hate customers. They are smartarses. They think they know everything. They think they are clever. KILL THEM!
by Trittrott November 7, 2010
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smartard

an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...
J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...
by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007
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