Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.

PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."

by sinistar462 September 30, 2011

Slippery Toad

During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.

Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.

by Onlypudge November 30, 2011

Slippery swimsuit

When your mate cums in your underwear and then you chuck them on leaving the reminents of his seamen all over your crotch

Mate- *cums in underwear and puts them back in your drawer*
You- *go to drawer and put said underwear on* "oh mate left me a nice slippery swimsuit did ya!"

by Oldmate21 October 20, 2015

slippery flanigan

a gymnastic manoeuvre in which the athlete uses the penis to control his direction of travel in midair.

he attempted a slippery flanigan

by seppafer October 13, 2017

slippery avocado

when you have a micropenis and it slips into the wrong hole by accident

melissa:“omg karen you’ll never believe what happened with big boy bobby last night!”
karen: “don’t tell me you slippery avocadoed”
melissa: “...”

by Cheese toes May 18, 2018

Slippery Whore

The person I donated my jizz to for a while.

Is that slippery whore that I donated my jizz to for a while staying there?

by isoskepsis May 11, 2022

Drown the Slippery Otter

To "Drown the Slippery Otter" is to have sex for the first time, preferably with an attractive partner. The term was coined from the TV show, "Clone High."

"Have you seen that girl's ass!? It's built like the space shuttle! Oh this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter!" -Clone High

by Y'all Mind If I March 22, 2017