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rusty slide-whistle

Basically the gender reverse of the rusty trombone. That said, details matter. As the gentleman lovingly rims the fair maiden, he rubs his index finger along the moistened edges of her (insert preferred term) for her comfort. Next, slowly insert said finger in the aforementioned, while lovingly whistling the tune of her choice, hence creating a chorus of musical pleasure.
Ah girl, my man played me "patience" on the rusty slide-whistle last night, Guns-n-Roses never sounded of felt so good.
by lavoinha August 26, 2006
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Sliding the chute

Quitting a job in dramatic fashion.

Etymology: Phrase derived from the actions of Steven Slater, a JetBlue airlines employee who, after being abused verbally and physically by a passenger while the plane was on the ground, used the plane's intercom system to curse out the passenger. Then he grabbed a beer from the beverage cart and deployed an emergency escape slide to jump from the plane.
This job sucks so bad that one of these days I'm sliding the chute. It'll be epic, dude!
by copper6500 August 10, 2010
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slidje

"man, that guy is a slidje!"
by Silentman December 30, 2003
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Vanilla Slip and Slide

A group of men (considered an "orgy" to some) who ejaculate on a flat surface until said surface is smooth and slippery. Then a woman slides on her knees/back/stomach/ass across the wet surface. For added effect, the participating men may ejaculate on the woman while she slides by. Also, as the woman passes the men, a man may have his dick ready to stuff into her mouth/vagina/ass, so that she "slams into him".
As the group of five men skeeted on the wooden floor, a fine bitch slides by on her legs while leaning up. Waiting for her at the end of the vanilla slip and slide is a black man on his knees with his dick pointed at the woman's face, waiting to slam it into her open, gaping mouth.
by Direes Lashawn March 9, 2009
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Body slide

A glorified rub and tug or a tug job. Often found in Exotic massage parlors. Usually performed when the attended is naked.
Dude I went to the massage parlor and I had the body slide and her hands are magic.
by CATALYST25 April 30, 2009
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hit the slide

quit one's job, particularly in a dramatic or spectacular fashion
Joe hit the slide when he quit by leaving the boss at the interstate rest stop on the way back from the conference in Tucson.
by boscojones August 11, 2010
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Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.
Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.
by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006
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