Slipped

To fuck up, screw up, mess up, fail, or lose at anything and everything. Total and utter failure, to be compared with epic fail. The opposite of being pwned, where slippage is the opposite of pwnage.

Man I slipped, I should have fucked that girl, but I was too drunk and had a blowner.

by MrSlip October 4, 2010

Bitch Slapping the Trout

The act of slapping a girl's pubic area so as to invoke sexual arousal.

Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"

by bitchassholenerd August 26, 2013

House Slipper

A House Slipper refers to a residential contractor, hired hand, maid, domestic services provider or the actual owner or renter of a residential home that willingly avails themselves to sex and sexual favors. The more commonly known contractor House Slippers are maids, the nanny, the pool boy or the cable television installer.

The term House Slipper only applies to a residential setting and is derived from the traditional definition of a Slipper which is a person who is always open to sex, without fail, because they normally slip between partners and will get it on with many people.

In instances when the House Slipper is a contractor, they will provide sex or sexual favors on the owner or renter in return for the owner or renter providing them with additional cash, discretionary tips, special gifts or other considerations.

In instances when the owner or renter is the House Slipper, they will provide sex or sexual favors on the contractor in order to induce the contractor to provide the owner with free or reduced costs for the services, extra services at no charge or other free considerations.

Frank: So Gary, how is the new maid service that you hired? Do they do a good job? I am thinking about hiring a cleaning service. I need the help.
Gary: I highly recommend them Broooo! They clean more than just the floors and sinks.
Frank: How so?
Gary: Let's just say that one of the two maids is a nice House Slipper! She Services me and the upstairs while the other maid works downstairs. For an extra $20 tip, my pole shines just like the bathroom mirrors.
Frank: Sweeeet! Give me the number. I am hiring them today!

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014

pissed up slapper

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.

"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."

by junkietown May 25, 2009

slappin the goat

Jacking off, masturbating

Shit, my mom walked in while I was slappin the goat

by K8&Gaby March 24, 2008

sapperstrucked

The emotion and/or state of being in which the person is both happy and sad, bored and fustrated, and wishes to do everything and nothing at once. This feeling may also include a sense of loneliness and horniness but without any drive to actually do anything, causing further fustration. Can often come about during times at which this person is in a very bad situation. People who are constantly sapperstrucked are beyond emo.

"shit I have to get this project done or I fail...but i won't cause i'm sapperstrucked"

"Miss, i'd fuck you right now...i mean i can't do any work because i'm sapperstrucked"

"She's really emo?" "no she's sapperstrucked...not even the emos 'get' her"

by Chewy Von Sudbury April 7, 2008

slappin' skins

Having good, rowdy sex. Refers to the sound made by bootymeat slapping on your lap.

"I had to kill dat bitch cause she was slappin' skins wit all da homies."

"Man, me and dis ho was slappin' skins all mothafuckin' night!"

by Johnny Insane July 6, 2008