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milk skirt 

Another name for a mustache.

"Milk", describing the color an upper lip fades to after wearing a mustache for an extended period of time.

"Skirt" describing the growth of hair that protects this sensitive, sensual area.
"We rarely catch such a glimpse under the milk skirt"

(After performing cunnilingus) "Well.. I'm off to scrub the ole milk skirt..."

"Randy began acting like a real diva after he started wearing that milk skirt."
milk skirt by Vitamin-B April 3, 2013
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skirt club 

Group of bi sexauly curious women
She's in skirt club.
skirt club by ronsonolmyass1873 February 4, 2017

My skirt was up 

1) Fed up
2) At the end of your rope
3) Done with a situation
My skirt was up when that bitch decided to put her hand in my face. I was definitely fed up with bitches tryna be tough. I don't remember anything after that because I blacked out. All I know is I was in jail the next day.
My skirt was up by RayyzzBandzz August 7, 2017
As said By the one and only Big Shaq
The thing goes skrra papapapa Ka ka big shaq
skrra by Big Quack December 3, 2017
The lesbian equivalent of a beard.
A male who is used by a female who is either lesbian, asexual, or bisexual -to go out with and perform couples activities to appear straight. Sometimes even used for marriage.
Carol: OMG Did you hear Maggie got married last summer?
Karen: No? I thought her parents didn’t approve of Kelly.
Carol: Oh, they don’t, she married their mutual friend Adam as a skirt .

Karen: Ohhhh, that makes sense, he’s gay anyways. So she’s a beard now?

Hand Skirt 

A superior name for scrunchies. Generally used by superior teenagers.
While in science class. Kiley said to Abby, "It's like a little hand skirt!"
Hand Skirt by KileyMorgan89 January 8, 2019

Pohan skrat 

Oh, look at that fat guy he is totally a pohan skrat!!
Pohan skrat by Pohan picajzl July 28, 2019