Simone

Simone is a highley intellectual person with brown hair down to her shoulders and brown eyes. She is also very musical and like volleyball. She cares very much for others and will usually go lut of her way to help a friend.She is a very nice person but double cross her you better run fast! She takes her time in relationships and will love you forever. She is also very funny and easy to make laugh.

Guy 1: Wow, I hope that dude is okay...
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I heard he double crossed her
Guy 2: Yep, thats a Simone!

by pizzaman143 November 29, 2017

Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.

"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"

by ellispsycho January 5, 2009

siamonic

derived from Siamese cat & demonic, a constellation of negative and annoying traits only Siamese cats have ie. loud meowing, attention seeking etc.

Fiona's acting so siamonic tonight I wanna slap her!

by Tupac Insecure August 19, 2009

Simon-Luc

Name that describes a person who not only demonstrates a huge amoutn of compassion for other, but also has the ability to make one feel atease in a moment of deep sorrow.

Simon-Luc has made my day.
He is what I would call a Simon-Luc!
That guy is amazing!
A true friend
Wow,true friend,amazing,guy,Simon

by mariaa911 May 26, 2010

Simon Birch

v. To be struck in the head with a baseball and consequently perish.

Person 1: Did you just see that kid's mom?
Person 2: That dyke just got Simon Birch-ed
Person 1: Are you going to the funeral?
Person 2: No.

---------------------------------------------------

*Woman gets hit in the head with a baseball*
Woman: DOH!
*Woman dies*

Birched.

by chomski January 5, 2012

simoler

This can mean many things. It is a large faggot, a small dickhead, or someone that is just asking for a nice good slap in the dick. These can also be found in large piles of shit, just dig deep down until you find some mcmaster student swimming. It is its own insult.

It is also used when someone tries typing "simpler" but their brain somehow cant process the motor skills required, and ends up slapping the keyboard like a fatass whale. Needs rehabilitation

Look at that simoler, such a fucking simoler.

or: Nice arm spaz u dumbass simoler.

by Gazing Phoenix badass supreme December 16, 2017

simon drugs

help me im dying
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cry of fear has some sweet simon drugs

by plushmon May 31, 2018