Samir

The most homosexual being in the world and even the entire world, this person enjoys rigorous fisting and the most extreme of sexual positions. His asshole capacity is far superior to all others and can even fit a replica of the Empire State Building or even a Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson action figure.

Samir got fucked so raw in the ass last night by this guy named Jesus.

by HeterosexualGod October 10, 2018

Dirty Samira

She will smash your sister, girlfriend,and mother of you mess with her and you might say they are all straight oh she well make them gay

Dude 1 . look at that dyke

Dude 2. Let's go say something to her/him

Dude 1. Wsg dyke

Samira. Oh nothing I just smashed your girlfriend last night and then I'm going to smash your sister tonight so dont go home unless you wanna hear her call me Dirty Samira

by Igotyourgirlfriend April 22, 2020

Simid

Verb; To be a pussy master, or in other terms get any girl regardless of what you look like, or what your occupation is.

Guy #1: Bro, did you see that little nerd simid that chick over at the bar just now?

Guy #2: Yeah man, what a lucky guy.

by igotyourmomontop June 16, 2011

samirulnabeeha

Every time after a somalian takes their first bite of banana and rice they say ‘SamirulNabeeha’ as a sign of respect.

Somalian mum: Wallahi billahi eat your food
Somalian son: *Takes first bite* SamirulNabeeha wallahi billahi

by SamirulNabeeha October 21, 2017

Dirty Samirah

This is when you wake up the next morning after crazy drunken sex to find your date has left but not before she's taken an alcohol fueled shit on your dog and covered it in Fruit Loops and then videod herself dancing round it to Abba's Dancing Queen

Hey bro, how'd your date go the other night? You 2 were hammered.

Bruv, the sex was mental but when I woke up in the morning the bitch had pulled a Dirty Samirah on me, I wanted to be angry but couldn't stop laughing.

by Propercunt March 30, 2020

simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.

When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.

by Bitchtits August 18, 2004

Samira Moment

To have a Samira Moment means you have a moment of blank thought

I just ate my own booty hole, I must be having a Samira Moment

by xxx69BOOTYEATER69xxx November 12, 2019