lager shuffle

Attempt at walking or dancing when very very drunk

"Look out here comes George Best, and hes doing the lager shuffle"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

free stuff greed

People that go to conventions and shows and get too much of the same stuff for free. They don't know what to do with all of the stuff that they took.

Marcus has a severe case of free stuff greed; he went to a computer convention and took twelve identical notepads from Microsoft.

by Kilowatt July 2, 2007

soft stuffing the basket

Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking

OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....

by kiki921 August 5, 2007

batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.

Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....

by cdarucci July 10, 2011

harpurhey shuffle

A special and secret fight technique that originates from an inner-city area of Manchester, in North West England, called Harpurhey; which is located approximately three miles north east of Manchester city centre. The technique is greatly feared and just the mere mention of possessing Harpurhey shuffle knowledge, as a combat skill is enough to make opponents turn and run. Although the technique is a closely guarded secret, rumour suggest that it involves shuffles across the path of an appointment, making sure he/she takes small, quick steps to stay in contact with the ground, this enables them to change direction quickly and at will. The foot work is combined with a windmill type arm manoeuvre which has been described as too fast to explain.

Man 1# See that lad over there, he’s been saying you’re a nut job
Man 2# Oi, shit head, have you been putting it around that I’m barmy…
Man 1# Watch out our kid, he might look small but I heard that bloke is from Harpurhey and knows the Harpurhey shuffle
Man 2# Oh shit
Man 1# He’s coming over
Man 2# leg it!!

by MishLoz November 7, 2012

parma shuffle

When a woman uses Tinder to flirt with guys in order to get them to meet at the dive bar she is bartending at in order to generate business. Usually done by women who rate below a 6 but with heavy makeup and the right dive bar lighting could be a 7.

My buddy Elliot was trying to hook up with that girl from Tinder, but when he got to the bar she said to meet at, he realized he was a victim of the parma shuffle

by heavy_judging May 17, 2017

carolina shufflenut

Whenever you transfer your testicle to the other side of your nutsack

“I heard Todd’s girlfriend gave him a real Carolina shufflenut last night”
“Yea I know he couldn’t walk”

by Breyjaydustin October 9, 2019