shomit

when you simultaneously shit and vomit

danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit

by dannydevitoes October 17, 2019

Showstreisandaphobic Barbaria

The hell and torment of being locked in a room where show tunes are played on repeat and only sung by Barbara Streisand.

I have Showstreisandaphobic Barbaria. Imagine if you had to live your life with that fear.

by Ijustwanttoseeyourboobsbadly November 6, 2019

Shomit

When you shit and vomit at the same time.

I was feeling seeing so i went to the toilet and shamit(past perfect of shomit) myself instead of just vomiting.

by Galgor November 14, 2019

Shomit

When someone shits and vomits at the same time.

He was sitting on the toilet and had a shomit.

by Spicysauceboss November 14, 2019

Showtato

An event that involves wrapping a potato in tin foil, placing it in the microwave, cooking it for 30 seconds, and watching the show that occurs.

Hey want to come to my place and watch the showtato?

by B Thunda January 21, 2020

showstopping submission

when people get sent a message that they think about for a significant portion of their day.

The showstopping submission had people dream about being historical like the things they hear, read, and see.

by Coop Dupe April 9, 2020

shoit

Used instead of "shi*". To make stuff PG clean.

Me- *stubs my toe* SHOIT!!
Friend- holy shoit man it's bleeding!!
Me- OW WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Friend- oh shit I can see the bones and organs!!!!!!
Me- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GET ME IN A HOSPITAL!!AFAHPUSJ
Friend- AIGHT IM GOIN ALRIGHT???

by The Neighbour's Kid May 27, 2020