shitzie

Slang for shit.

Eww! i stepped in Shitzie

by yo mamma June 25, 2004

schnitzel finger

when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping

i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"

by the keepsake October 16, 2012

Shniz

The art of peeing with no hands, n.

"Dude Pat! I just shnized!"

by Shniz February 5, 2015

Shitzophrenia

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.

Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.

by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022

crumbed schnitzel

after having sex on the beach immeadiately pull you dick out and kick sand on her vagina. leaving it to resemble a crumbed schnitzel.

" i totally gave sarah a crumbed schnitzel at wonnerup beach last weekend"

by smuttman May 20, 2014

shniz

A mystical un-common yet common slang for the female vagina.
A slang word used in the animated show South Park by the character m.r. garrison, also see badge.

John asked "Why does your grandmother have such a wrinkly shniz"?

by joshua r. d. November 26, 2007

Shitza

A way of expressing anger after getting {pwned} online right before you are going to score a point. Usually occurs in {CTF} right before you are about to capture the flag.

Me: SHITZA! I just got pwned by some lucky {noob} right before I was about to score!
Noob: HAHA I WIN!
Me: {STFU}

by SoniKlos June 23, 2010