Shmoo

A creature having a strange or frightening appearance

The fat chick is a fucking Schmoo

by Matt Penfold February 13, 2004

Shmoo

1. Anything with a nose that spells out "moo".

2. An incredible word that, when uttered repeatedly into a cell phone can make an entire legitimate conversation.

3. Something to say when burrowing into a shmoo's stomach.

1. Hiya Shmoo!

2. Shmoo... Shmoo... Shmoo! ShmooShmooShmoo, Shmoo.

3. ShmooShmooShmoo.

by Spase January 27, 2007

Shmoegasm

Often used when describing something amazing that just happened that causes you to lose all control of your body leading you to do things that you usually would not do.

After eating my shaved ice at the state fair I had a Shmoegasm right in the middle of the street. , I love the feeling when i buy a new dog and I get that Shmoegasm feeling

by TubaFunRunMan October 4, 2010

shmooey

When you get a hollowed out pipe and stick it in the dirt then flick the dirt out of it.

Ay did you see me shmooey that guys windows

by Mr fatcrack August 19, 2017

Shmoodle

A word with limitless possibilities, as it is the most powerful, and meaningful word that is beyond human comprehension; just by reading this word, you have become Shmoodle’s bitch. BOW DOWN NEANDERTHAL!!!

“I bow to no one.”
*snaps your fucking neck*

“YOU BOW TO SHMOODLE YOU TWAT ASS WIPING WAFFLE CUNT FUCKER!!!”

by TomHollandIsTerrible September 11, 2018

schmoogle

much like a slut, a term for a woman who is sexually promiscuous in a non-acceptable way, she is considered very disgusing and any man or woman who would 'hookup' with her would be considered the lowest of manly scum, sa well as desperate

The woman working at the register is such a schmoogle shes gotten with every guy who works here.

by Myself2 July 8, 2005

Shmood

To flater sarcastically

She shmood him when she told him he was cute in order to get a better price.
He was a shmuck to get shmood over by a pretty girl

by What the Fox said June 6, 2018