Shreather

Shredding weather. Weather conducive to shredding one's face off. Preferably on a board but skates, skis, and other shredable items will suffice. Activity dependent. For instance, Surfing shreather would be warm and still air with big swells. Skateboarding shreather would be moderately cool. Snowboarding shreather would be light snow.

Grab your board, the Shreather is awesome.

by gammaradiation February 22, 2011

sheating

The process of eating while taking a dump.

Hold on bro I gotta go she at real quick.

I was totally sheating when he/she called earlier.

by Joeyblanko May 16, 2014

Shweat Wipe

The act of wiping ones inexplicably shitty arse without having actually passed a stool.

"Man, you would not have believed that was just a shweat wipe, I saw sweetcorn!"

by The Last Lizard King July 5, 2016

shmette

The act of having a small sized penis

That boy has a shmette sized penis .

by theylovesophiia November 26, 2016

Sheat

When you simultaneously need to shit and eat and can't decide which one to do first.

I needed to sheat so fucking bad on Passover that I just ended up eating Matzos in the bathroom.

Cata constantly needed to fucking Sheat and didn't get much cleaning done.

by Liberal Joe April 29, 2019

Shmead

When your high or drunk

Damn that nigga shmeaded!

by Fuck_GHS May 24, 2019

sheating

Shitting and eating at the same time so your feces infinitely come out

“Yesterday I clogged my toilet because I was sheating!”

by penisgamingvlogs May 31, 2019