shitmon

In competitive Pokémon jargon, shitmon usually refers to a Pokémon that has very low viability for the standard format or tier; essentially, it means shit Pokémon.

"Have you seen that Hoopa-Unbound dropped to RU? Can't believe Gamefreak created a shitmon with 680 base stat total."

by spidops dickrider January 4, 2024

shitmageddon

The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.

Reporter: What happened here?!

Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.

Reporter: What caused this??

Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god

by Done it all dave January 10, 2024

Shitmegaton

A whole shit plus a whole megaton. Made popular by Josh on the Josh & Erik Show.

That's a shitmegaton of rat turds

by PoopPower February 2, 2024

shitmegaton

A large amount of shit. A Megaton of it.

Woah, that's a shitmegaton of shit.

by PoopPower February 6, 2024

shitmade

Zach's New Haven County remade on Roblox

Zach's Shitmade sucks

by not2y November 24, 2023

shitmon

A derogatory term for a Pokemon that is useless in competitive multiplayer battles.

The reason you're stuck in the lower ladder is that you insist on using shitmons like the eeveelutions instead of picking things that can actually win.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

shitmealcumpie

When someone takes two fresh shit patties and hammers them flat in seran wrap. Then crams them into a center of a heap of hot semen. After crafting the sandwich they chill it in the freezer and serve it as a dessert.

Last night Jerald decided to eat a shitmealcumpie for dessert.

by Diarrhea Lord April 21, 2024