shampoop

To mischievously replace one's shampoo with feces.

What the fuck is in my hair?!

YOU JUST GOT SHAMPOOPED BITCH!!

by Santa? June 25, 2010

Shampoo Effect

(noun) The effect of having that first drink the next day, after a long night of drinking, and it gives you a good buzz right away. Much like how quickly the shampoo lathers as you apply it the second time.

Whoa, dude, I'm gettin' a heavy shampoo effect from this morning's bloody mary.

by Edward Cafeto April 27, 2006

Shamplebazzer

The exact tip of a hot chix erect nipple.

"Damn, in that tight shirt I can see her Shamplebazzers!"

by butterballs October 8, 2005

shampow

verb - To brutally beat someone, like the shamwow guy did to his hooker.

Im gonna have to shampow his ass !!

by welltaylorr March 30, 2009

Shemped

when you think your getting the real thing, but its really not. It's disapointment...it's getting shemped!

Well the best example is when your all siked to watch the original three stooges....and you turn it on, and its shemp! other examples
my friends went last week to see the blink 182 concert..when they got there weezer filled in for them as the headliner...they got shemped!

by SomeGuyTshirt September 11, 2009

shit, shave, shag and shampoo

the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S

guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!

by rantingsteve May 10, 2011

Shimpei

A boy with an insanely tiny penis. Usually skinny and a little bitch. Copies other people and takes credit by showing off.

"Hey check out my dick and watch me dance" "Shut up dildo head. You are such a Shimpei!!"

by I'd fuck Rachel January 18, 2009