beer welding shield

When the term "Beer Goggles" doesn't go far enough to describe a drunk person's inability to see what s/he is about to do.

Joe: Did you see who John was taking home?
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.

by mathmonkey February 9, 2009

Shiela

the whole universe

Everyone who dislikes will end up with someone named shiela

by miss perfectly fine August 16, 2021

meat shield

person which stops a bullet for someone else using their body

rule number 1.
1. Dedicated meat shield is always the lesser cool person.

rule number 2.
2. If you're name is lauren o' boyle, you are always meat shield

Lauren is a meat shield.

by Urban Dictionary-ary September 25, 2006

human shield

Liberal moron who mocks the Armed Forces that have sacrificed so much just to give the liberal moron a right to espouse pointless, irrelevent, and inflamatory rhetoric in public and to give aid and comfort to the enemy.

Also see - Sucker, dumbass, Hillary Lovin'retard and Soccor Mom

Hopefully all of the human Sheilds will have their American citizenship revoked.

Hopefully the human shields with American Citzenship will get the tip of a US Marine's bayonet!

by Tim Freckman March 27, 2003

Shielding

Rejecting the fact that he/she is a complete closet homosexual, and he/she is fooling no one by denying is.

You know that Andrew guy? he is totally shielding.

by 339201169 March 26, 2009

STFU Shield

Image of a "shield" displaying the abbreviation STFU on it. Used on forums in order to prevent a flame war

1. I whipped out my mighty STFU Shield and was able to prevent a flame war

by RHS Student September 7, 2004

Shame Shield

Alcohol abuse used to cover the shame of a bad hookup.

"OK, OK, I'll go talk to her after I finish building my Shame Shield.

by BertGregor June 12, 2008