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can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.
There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.
by fuckanasspls April 9, 2015
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white sheeting

Going to an Amish culture and having sex with a woman through a hole in a white sheet for money.
Big H made 300 dollars white sheeting last night!
by Teegee1010 December 7, 2015
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yard shitting

When one takes revenge on an enemy by deficating in their yard.
Dude pissed me off... I'm going yard shitting tonight!
by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016
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Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.
"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"
by JLavelle August 16, 2017
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Top Sheeting

1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.

2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.
by LeddedBee August 17, 2019
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Cock_shitting

To shit through one’s cock, usually done by fictional furry predatory characters who wanna make some extra pleasure out of ordinary life activity.

Usually considered not an action come after Cock Vore, because during Cock Vore preys are usually digested into cum and bones and get ejaculated out. Cock_shitting excrete remains of preys got eaten orally into a predator’s stomach, which then digests into scat and bones then poop out through the predator’s urethra.
Midnight Manhattan, Venom is towering the city’s skyline like a gargoyle, releasing his hot mass down the city’s urban light below him. But this time not gallons of his thick cum, neither his musky golden pee nor his alien symbiotic goo, he is dropping good gobs of monstrous poops out of his monster black cock. Cock_shitting Manhattan up! You can still see those remains of bones and clothes and sneakers once belonged to those stupid yobs who stirred up troubles on the street and ended up in Venom’s stomach, whom are now feces of this giant alien monster, expelled out and falling down to the streets.
by Ypyc September 5, 2023
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am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
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