monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

Sheet Burn

Burn marks similar to carpet burns. Only difference is sheet burns come from bed sheets. Rough sex, hardcore sex, and "Wrestling" in bed are usually the cause of sheet burns.

Damn you and your wife were hella loud yesterday! Is that a sheet burn on your arm?!

by Sou July 19, 2005

Shasta

The coolest chick around: Parties like a rock star all night long. Giggles like a lunatic, but that is part of the appeal. Can mix paint, whether she works at a paint store or not.

Dude. You tryin' to match that microscopic paint chip? You gotta get that Shasta'ed.

by Lawyerliz February 12, 2014

Rap Sheet

Your social, dating and sexual history that is gathered by word of mouth in a given community

How was your first date with Judy last night?"...."Dude, from her line of questioning, she had clearly pulled my rap sheet"

by Buckhead Hillbilly March 10, 2011

Union Sheet metal worker

A person who has mastered the art of metal wizardry, can make miracles happen. Has the ability to make roofer mistakes disappear (AKA professional turd polisher). Also the only trade to make what they install, duct. Does the work right the first time. Welders are far Superior to pipe fitters (suck it).

Hey Jeff, i hired a few union sheet metal workers to hang the duct at the new building.

That's great Todd, i wouldn't want to freeze my ass off this winter because i hired someone else who didn't know what they were doing.

by Sheet metal wizard November 1, 2019

Sheating

(Verb) When you take a shit and eat at the very same time.

Last tuesday Franklin the turtle had to shit and hadnt eaten all day.
So franklin decided to save time by sheating.

by Calvin Broadus III January 25, 2010

Sheeting

When the female is laying on her back, the male takes the undone sheets, wraps his dick in it, and puts all of it inside the female.

I love sheeting my girlfriend because it makes my dick feel like it's in an oven.

by lyzamuel January 26, 2015