The act of shaving one's head after admitting the futility of attempting a combover or similar baldness-concealing measure.
by Furter April 20, 2006
Get the cave and shave mug.A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004
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Something that has gone pear-shaped has gone wrong: this is based on the visualisation of a plan being like a perfect circle. When something goes wrong, the plan is distorted and becomes pear-shaped.
by Wowbagger (the Infinitely Prolonged) June 11, 2003
Get the Pear-shaped mug.When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".
"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".
by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004
Get the gone pear-shaped mug.damnit james i just shaved my balls and now they itch real real bad. Shut the fuck up you stupid ball shaver!
by christopher bogdan January 15, 2007
Get the ball shaver mug.The art of "backing into" or "accidently making" yourself the "butt" of a joke, usually of homoerotic context.
"Steve really Shawed It that time."
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"Jamie is usually the one Shaw'in it when we are talking about horsefuckery, which gets Matt, James, Tony and Spencer aroused!"
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