sham-fail

someone you fails as bad a as the sham-wow guy, and doing something completely stupid. usually referring to females

she sham-failed when she tried to talk to a random Hispanic person for 5 mins then realized he didn't know Spanish at all.

by cemetery (seminary) sucks October 20, 2010

Jimmy sham

When a dad gets his child with a practical joke

Keith did a daughter. Jimmy sham on his daughther.

by ghost hunter 4 April 02, 2021

Sham sham

Word used to describe people from Pakistani heritage as extremists and degrading their value as a human in general.

Hey sham sham!!!

by Heritage research June 16, 2022

king sham

One that slicks everything he/she does. Does the most work and their “E” be on point. E= efficiency

The truck been here 5mins and the pm is already done. That’s a king sham.

by Monte Love January 04, 2018

what a sham

You forgot to add an e at the end of sham

“What a sham!”
Did you mean what a shame?”
“God damnit I forgot the e.”

by A human I guess April 23, 2022

Shams

A shams is a male human being's bare, hairy ass.

Mark mooned us today. He showed the whole world his shams.

I think of shams to turn myself off.

by Blam Shark February 12, 2017

sham

slang for self-stimulation; acronym for Stay Home And Masturbate; generally used as an excuse when one does not want to participate in social activities/events. Can also be used to as a synonym for masturbation, regardless of whether or not the subject actually stayed home.

"Hey Nadia, we're going to Shenanigans tonight, you coming?"
"Nah, I'm not really feeling it tonight. Think I'm just gonna sham."

"That sext you sent me was so hot that I just had to sham."

"I shammed last night."

by dra1nbead December 15, 2014