scamouflage

a complete front put on by one of those real slimy type sons of bitches phony ass hippocrites but so natural at the "living the lie" type of existence, the cocksucker ought to be nominated for best actor/actress or some shit.... you see them pretty much everywhere, every day....for example : the tweeker that steals your bag and spends 2 helps pretending to look for it with you, that best buddy that is so quick and willing to "watch after" your girl when u get locked up....such good a friend they actually sacrifice it all and become the martyr for you, moving in with the skank ass tramp within that first 48 hours your gone....or that family member always preaching bout family sticking together cuz "u dont turn on blood" which is usually followed by a call or three to local CPS office the instant you dont do whatever they say or want.....like i was getting at, this is the front put on by only the most skilled, janky, piece of shit excuses of people that roam the earth, on such a low level they actually have to stand on one anothers shoulders just to see high enough to catch even a glimpse of the much more superior "nigger" lmao, i could make a list of ones local to east mesa ariz but ive just never been one to name-drop...haha

dude i must need to get my eyes checked, stabbed out or something, cuz they obviously dont work for shit....i sure didnt see the scamouflage that got pulled over me by my wife and my brother, topped off when my own mom did it too by calling CPS on me after uncle dad lost the dope and the kids found it....wtf!

by jimjones, omnibeing July 3, 2019

schmokin'

describing weed that is of exceptionally great quality.

"Oh yeah, this bud schmokin' fasho"

by Marica Linn September 10, 2020

schmoltz

Verb meaning "silently discards something no longer essensial". Coined by a Korean third grader named Brian Kim in Chicago in the year 1983.

This word is not used in a sentence. It is used as a fictitious last name in the title of a song by a band called Ween, called Kim Schmoltz.

by catholicbooty September 21, 2020

schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt

by 0leep November 10, 2020

schmoners

A sum of money, a large wad of cash.

Salary came in last week, schmoners in the bank. You know what the fuck going on.

by turbopooper February 5, 2021

schmoig

The weird kid that eats whatever he can get

Do you see that schmoig eating the paper towels?

by Jaquavion Kendrick March 17, 2021

Schmogerty

Stylish, and charming. Coined by Todd in the Shadows (T.I.T.S) in 2011. The word wasn't very popular, and was made up as something to rhyme with John Fogarty

John Fogarty has schmogerty

by WhenWhen_TheIdiot October 1, 2021