United Scottish Socialist Republic

This is what left-wing Scottish people refer to as a utopic place that they one day hope to live in; this is the ideology of a Scottish state that makes all of it's citizens equal, economically and socially. It is also referred to as the USSR.

"one day I will wake up to a place where I don't feel judged nor discriminated, the United Scottish Socialist Republic."

by MonkeyTempleGang May 4, 2017

True Scottish Pirate Metal

A mick take of True Norwegian Black Metal. It is used to refer to the scottish pirate obsessed power metal band Alestorm. Alestorm were once known as Battleheart and play folk influenced power metal.

You've heard Battle Metal now you need to hear True Scottish Pirate Metal.

by I love silly music May 20, 2009

an Irish,English and Scottish man

A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.

Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"

by chugmeister of sicily June 19, 2010

Scottish Napsack

A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.

A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.

by mikaljager June 5, 2009

Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010

Scottish Fudge

Heroin

Angus: "Och hay. D'ya 'ave any Scottish Fudge ah cen borrow, Jim?"

Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."

by TheAtomicPunk November 23, 2013

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019