jared schmeck 

“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.

I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.

jared schmeck by EverybodyPanic December 27, 2021

Schmeat 

Combination of "shit" and "meat"

Meat that is grown from lab tissue in a petri dish.

Mmmm PETA loves those schmeat burgers.

Schmeat by kam_ March 18, 2009

schmag

The rag used to clean off your penis after you bone a chick on her period.

Damn, I finished boning her but I couldn't find my schmag, I think I pushed it too far under the bed.

schmag by SolidStank June 18, 2003

schmeckle 

To thump one in the head with one's penis.

Gary was unknowingly schmeckled after falling asleep at a party.

schmeckle by Devon muthafuckin dahlke June 16, 2004

schmebbles 

n. The motion or distortion of physical phenomenae including walls, objects, and people as a result of taking hallucenogenic substances.

v. to be distorted as a result of the consumption of hallucenogens by the seer.

n. holy crap guys look at all the schmebbles on this tree.

v. wow that tree is totally schmebbling.

schmebbles by NRob May 15, 2006

schmeckleberry jam  

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.

Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.

schmeckleberry jam by Brandon12 December 15, 2008

SCHMAGGET

A person who is a faggot and looks super gay.

guy 1: YOUR A SCHMAGGET!
guy2: schmaggot?
guys 1: NO SCHMAGGET!

guy 2: WHAT?!?!?!?!
guy 1: your a faggot and look super gay.

SCHMAGGET by JoHutch March 2, 2010