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Scarlet Fever

The condition of being attracted to women from Red Communist countries, such as China, Cuba and Korea. An uncommonly large number of cases are attributed to Libertarian men.
Maria: Oh yeah baby don't stop
Johnathan: YEAH TAKE IT CASTRO! THE FREER THE ECONOMY THE FREER THE PEOPLE! UGGGHH! TAXATION IS THEFT!
Maria: ¡Scarlet Fever!
by Ohno1986 September 1, 2017
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scarlet loaf

feces which contains blood in it.
i just left a massive scarlet loaf in your toilet.
by phaderfreak July 25, 2012
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scarlet lover

A man who has an exceptional lover of redhead females. Usually but not always dating redheaded women exclusively. Scarlet Lovers are also apt to performing random acts of kindness to redheaded female strangers and prone to complimenting redheads with a wide variety of words.
"Antonio Lopez is a scarlet lover!"

"No dude, he IS The Scarlet Lover."
by RFRS October 21, 2013
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scarlette popsicle

While having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out and she gives you head while your Dick is still covered in menstrual blood.
I was totally giving it to Susie last night while she was on the rag then she hopped off and gave me a scarlette popsicle
by hue shitty 666 November 7, 2014
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Scarlett Bone Mansion

The most precious place on a woman's body where a man would like to park himself for a while.
John finally found the time to park himself in Jennifer's scarlett bone mansion. The red parking garage of love.
by moonlymeister August 26, 2015
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Scarlet A Lister

Someone who's name shows up on the recently hacked list of registered users for married people looking for an affair.
"What's wrong with Dick? He seems really stressed. I saw him searching for apartments on his break."

"Yeah. His wife found his name on that hack list. "

"Ah. So we have another Scarlet A Lister on our team. That brings us up to three this week."
by Cyber Barbie October 10, 2015
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scarlet speed

It's been that time of the month for my old lady but I still managed to scarlet speed 7 times!
by DanTheMan1__ September 21, 2018
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