gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Scampaign

A scam advertising campaign created by an agency only to win awards for non-existent brands.

Every year, one agency walks away with several awards for scampaigns that appeared in obscure publications for unheard-of brands.

by Mohit Hira March 18, 2009

scalp cheese

That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.

“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“

by BitchyGoose February 21, 2017

sunrise sampler

It's a marvelous morning-time delight in which you give a chick one or two pumps in every position you can think of until you spooge all over her.

Although I smeared my baby batter all over her twice the night before, that didn't stop me from achieving the Sunrise Sampler the morning after.

by t a g August 26, 2005

DNA sample

1. after intercourse when a male removes his condom and places the partially semen covered tip of his penis in the woman/women/mens (applies to homosexuals also) mouth.

1. "after i banged her last night, i gave her a DNA sample"

2. (as a joke) "i gave your mom a DNA sample last night"

by kingoflb September 10, 2006

shrimp scampi

noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.

look at that shrimp scampi over there. she's dressed like she wants to get fucked in the alley.

by earlgreywithmilk_atx January 18, 2009

core sample

When a guy pops his lover in the backdoor while the chili chute is full, then tries to take a piss afterwards forcing a thin rod of fecal matter to be ejected from the penis

Before Roy could go to the bathroom, Siegfried bent him over and took a core sample.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003