Sammich

1.) A sandwich for n00bs consisting of one Sega Dreamcast, one Sonic Heroes game, one Outrun2 game, and one homemade pimp my ride episode. Eat these and you become a certified n00b.

My sammich is gweat!

by Blah May 13, 2005

Sammich

A sandwich that has been prepared by a woman.

Boy: Oi! Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

by m0rdekai January 26, 2011

Sammich

A sammich is a sandwich that can only be made my a sorostitute, after being demanded by her fratdaddy.

Or it can be purchased in a plastic lunch box with a juice box at Walmart.

Woman, make me a sammich!

Yeah I picked up a couple sammiches at Walmart.

by pearls&squirrels December 26, 2010

janky smiche

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by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Pork Chop Sammich

the act of getting a guy to nut with a bj, immediately followed by chopping off the dick and proceeding to eat it.

this douche was pissing me off so i made a pork chop sammich with him in the bedroom.

by twistedtwat April 3, 2011

sammich

A chill sandwhich that your bitch makes you after you bang her, goes nice with a natty

Go to the kitchen and dont come back unless you have a sammich and 2 natties

by sammich420 January 25, 2011

Sammich

A stack of random food placed between bread, usually whatever you have available.

"Woman, get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich now".

by lord torgo August 5, 2012