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Stone Line Sales LLC

An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.
Stone Line Sales LLC rips workers off and pays in "experience" only.
by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021
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The laughing salesman

An anime from 1989 thats really underrated. Its about this salesman that goes around helping people with their issues but gives them one promise that they have to keep (which they never do). So, when the promise is broken the salesman makes everything backfire and practically ruins their life.
Im suprised that the laughing salesman doesnt have an urban dictionary definition yet.
by Phantasmagoria333 March 21, 2022
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salsa

Salsa is not from Cuba as mentioned above. It is a term that refers to both different styles of dance and latin music. The term was created as a way of classifying a multitude of genres of music from latin america for an uninitiated American consuming public. What we now know as salsa music and dance originated in New York from a combination of various Latin rhythms (from Cuba and Puerto Rico in particular as well as others), as well as some U.S. genres like Jazz, primarily by Latinos (again Puerto Ricans and Cubas in particular) as well as other ethnic groups (i.e. African-Americans and Jews).
You'll find the some of the best salsa music by anyone that was on the Fania label.
by Una Salsera June 21, 2005
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Salsa Cube

(noun). A failed meme that looks promising but fails to catch on.
That pic was funny, but I'm afraid its gonna turn into another salsa cube.
by u4eazcoo! May 4, 2010
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Saleyah

Saleyah is a wonderful and beautiful person that is very energetic and loves to run she don’t really fw no body and everybody loves her.
Omg there goes saleyah
by leyah.babyy October 17, 2019
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Boxing Day Sales

A big "up yours" from all the major retail outlets.

Litteraly the day after we have just spent a tonne of money on presents they slash their prices, just to show us who wears the pants.
Guy " I bought these shoes for $50 bucks today!"

Girl " WTF! I bought my bofriend those for Xmas, and they cost $175!"

Guy " Ah. You were screwed by the Boxing Day Sales"
by 112112321 December 26, 2009
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car salesman

A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers
customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008
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