take me now, sailor! 

sarcastic phrase used nowadays when a woman is getting hit on or "charmed" by a scum bag; used in the early days by "loose" women to get attention of our boys at sea.

"Hey Babe; gimme yo' digits."
Take me now, sailor!

take me now, sailor! by fool89 November 17, 2007

sailor 

Someone who uses profanity often in their speech; especially when angered or in a bad mood.

My friend Randy's a sailor. You should see him when he plays golf: "That fuckin' golf ball just won't fuckin' get in that fuckin' hole!"

sailor by Kxyyle June 10, 2011

smooth sailin'

When someone jacks off with sand paper. Typically one who is in to masochist things would perform this.

Hey, what aisle is the sand paper on? I want to go smooth sailin'.

smooth sailin' by Krl Wnslw February 17, 2008

sailor 

What hookers often call a potential customer.

Hey sailor, looking for a good time?

sailor by Elitist January 27, 2004

Poop Sailboat 

A sexual act in which a Male/Female defecates on themselves with their legs closed and leaning over an object. Followed by a partner Male/Female that urinates on the fecal matter; causing the feces to slide down between their legs like a Poop Sailboat.

Mr. Van Den Berg's Poop Sailboat caused a rash down the back of his legs, that was visible while he wore shorts.

Poop Sailboat by Mr Van Den Berg February 25, 2010

Old Sailor 

Someone who likes to motorboat a woman's tits.

John: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

Old Sailor by Sandbaggin' son of a bitch January 18, 2009

Sailor Man 

A male, usually horribly overweight, who insists on 'cross-playing,' especially one that persists in wearing a fuku or Japanese schoolgirl uniform.

That 300 lb. man in the miniskirt, knee-high boots, and blouse you see at ACEN every year? Yeah, that's Sailor Man.

Sailor Man by PwF September 9, 2007